The Bro Code

When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife The Bro Code - UltraBro UltraBro CURRENT TOP SUGGESTION 104 Should a Bro eat an oblong food item (e.g., a banana or Snickers candy bar), he shall break into pieces before eating it The Bro Code - matt matt - 103 A Bro never wears pink underwear The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +2 102 When Bro is cooking at a game, you never distract your bro The Bro Code - Niek Niek +2 101 Don’t ever throw your Bro under the bus to impress someone The Bro Code - Cosmo7 Cosmo7 +2 100 If a Bro gets into any sort of fight, another Bro must back him up. The Bro Code - Bro, real Bro, real +2 99 A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1 98 One must never settle for a sub-quality dap up. Dap ups may be repeated until satisfactory crispness. The Bro Code - Nax Lodan, User Unknown Nax Lodan, User Unknown 1  COMMENT -1 97 A Bro must ask approval from his best Bros before asking a girl out The Bro Code - Bozo Bozo 1  COMMENT +1 96 When a Bro falls, laugh and then help him up The Bro Code - Jonathan Pham Jonathan Pham 1  COMMENT -2 95 A Bro does not allow his Bro to text or call his ex under any influence (e.g. weed, alcohol, mushrooms, etc.) The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN The Bro Code - PinkCoatCommie23 PinkCoatCommie23 +3 94 A Bro must say 'nice' when they see the number '69' The Bro Code - Scott172 Scott172 +3 93 A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +2 92 A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +2 91 If a song comes on radio, and a Bro starts singing. All other Bros must join him The Bro Code - Guardian of the code Guardian of the code 4  COMMENTS +2 90 Whenever two Bros converge and agree to do a dap, the dap must be crisp and completed no matter the circumstance. The Bro Code - TimmyExists TimmyExists 1  COMMENT +2 89 A Bro will never look at another Bros search history The Bro Code - Oscar Oscar 1  COMMENT +3 88 A Bro may never disclose what happens at sleepovers to non-Bros. That is sacred. The Bro Code - Brother Cyl Brother Cyl +4 87 Player 1 belongs to who ever owns the console The Bro Code - Cosmo7 Cosmo7 +6 86 All Groceries go from the vehicle to the house in one trip The Bro Code - Cosmo7 Cosmo7 +3 85 Bro is always required to spot Bro at the gym no matter how tired you are. The Bro Code - rockit rockit +3