The Bro Code
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 17 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A true Bro never takes the first and last bites of some food he didn't buy.
theboysarebetterthanhoeeeesssss John Louis Mahmud 109 A Bro that successfully exerts fatherly reflexes, shall instantly check for any potential super-power development. Guardian of the code John Louis Mahmud 108 Never be jealous of a Bro's success Ferxxitofiufiu 107 A Bro never wears crocs ORIGIN UNKNOWN 106 Bros don't touch each others hair ORIGIN UNKNOWN 105 A Bro must NEVER cheat on his significant other unless required. Byranthebeast Bozo 104 When a Bro falls, laugh and then help him up Jonathan Pham 103 A Bro will always watch a movie narrated by morgan freeman ORIGIN UNKNOWN 102 A Bro always has a condom in their wallet ORIGIN UNKNOWN 101 When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it ORIGIN UNKNOWN 100 Bros shall not force their religion onto other Bros PinkCoatCommie23 99 When on a boat the Bro who owns or drives the boat must wear a captains hat jelloman 98 A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email ORIGIN UNKNOWN 97 Bros don't wax their body hair ORIGIN UNKNOWN 96 A Bro must never view the search history of another bro. Crackingfishes 95 Bro's don't use any form of FaceTime or IRL video to communicate with other Bro's while taking a dump ORIGIN UNKNOWN Midfox 94 A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings. Me 93 The only person a Bro truly is ever forbidden to cheat on, is his barber. Brother S John Louis Mahmud 92 Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 91 A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana ORIGIN UNKNOWN 90 A Bro can never refuse another Bro's high five. Scott172