The Bro Code Page 5
★ A Bro always keeps his promises.
Jester 36 When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces ORIGIN UNKNOWN 35 A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink ORIGIN UNKNOWN 34 A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 33 Bros do not pout for selfies ORIGIN UNKNOWN 32 A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges ORIGIN UNKNOWN 31 Bros pay for their dates ORIGIN UNKNOWN 30 Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin ORIGIN UNKNOWN 29 When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks never involve another Bro's drink ORIGIN UNKNOWN 28 A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 27 Bros start at least one fire a year ORIGIN UNKNOWN 26 The mum of a Bro is always off-limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 25 Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid ORIGIN UNKNOWN 24 A Bro always honours a bet ORIGIN UNKNOWN 23 Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way ORIGIN UNKNOWN 22 A Bro never wears socks with sandals ORIGIN UNKNOWN 21 A Bro never tickles another bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 20 He who smelt it, dealt it Justin Agran 19 A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness ORIGIN UNKNOWN 18 All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry ORIGIN UNKNOWN 17 A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex SuggOnDeez