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GREETING YOUR BROS
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Bros don't stop to smell flowers.
Bros don't touch another Bro's drink without express permission.
Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.
A Bro will ALWAYS watch a movie narrated by Morgan Freeman.
At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice.
When a Bro wants to do something stupid, you film it.
A Bro must NEVER impede on a Bro's ability to suit up.
ALL conversations between Bros are subject to 'Bro to Bro confidentiality'.
A bro cannot give another Bro a teddy bear.
Bros shall never under any circumstances go and see a chick flick alone.
A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn't try themselves.
A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.
A Bro never rearranges the dishes at another Bro's house.
Paint Balling is the ONLY combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits.
When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it.
Bros shall not wear a Fanny Pack/Bum Bag.
A Bro never leaves another Bro behind.
A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.
Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said Dibs to be valid.
When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits.
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