1) Bros before hoes - a 'hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family
2) A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it
3) If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown
4) Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath
5) A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro
6) A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro
7) A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house
8) Bros do not share dessert
9) If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change
10) A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old
11) Bro's don't smell each other on purpose
12) A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros
13) A Bro is never vegan
14) Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way
15) A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro
16) A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else
17) A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex
18) All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
19) A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness
20) He who smelt it, dealt it
21) A Bro never tickles another bro
22) A Bro never wears socks with sandals
23) Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way
24) A Bro always honours a bet
25) Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid
26) The mum of a Bro is always off-limits
27) Bros start at least one fire a year
28) A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros
29) When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks never involve another Bro's drink
30) Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin
31) Bros pay for their dates
32) A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges
33) Bros do not pout for selfies
34) A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros
35) A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink
36) When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces
37) All Bros are required to take turns as the designated driver
38) If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in
39) A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam
40) A Bro never cries
41) A Bro never gives another Bro the "silent treatment"
42) A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars
43) A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control
44) A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks
45) A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday
46) A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom
47) A Bro never catches a cold. Bros are struck down with man flu
48) A Bro always takes a piss standing up
49) A Bro never uses another Bro's toothbrush
50) A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut
51) Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema
52) A Bro always admits when they farted
53) If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave
54) When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING.
55) All Bros like steak
56) When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles
57) A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone
58) Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off
59) A Bro is never afraid to fail
60) Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass
61) A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs
62) When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits
63) A Bro shall not eat any culinary dish that contains penis or testicles
64) A Bro always has his Bro's back
65) If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros
66) Bro must never leak a group chat.
67) A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves
68) If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible
69) A Bro and a brother are not the same thing
70) All rock-paper-scissors matches are best of 3
71) All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality
72) When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in
73) Bro always shares the aux on long car trips to another bro.
74) Thy Bros are allowed to proclaim “smash” to Ryan Reynolds as it is not homosexual.
75) A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first
76) A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging
77) If a Bro says a side quest is to take place, he must follow through on his word
78) Bros don't wear skinny jeans
79) If a Bro receives a message of any kind that says any variation of “get on” from another bro, the Bro must get on the video game, regardless of their current mood.
80) A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis.
81) If a girl does not have feelings for a bro, the Bro shall not chase her endlessly.
82) If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home
83) Never be jealous of a Bro's success
84) During Halloween a Bro must have a costume done well or a costume done so poorly it is laughable there is no in between
85) Bro is always required to spot Bro at the gym no matter how tired you are.
86) All Groceries go from the vehicle to the house in one trip
87) Player 1 belongs to who ever owns the console
88) A Bro may never disclose what happens at sleepovers to non-Bros. That is sacred.
89) A Bro will never look at another Bros search history
90) Whenever two Bros converge and agree to do a dap, the dap must be crisp and completed no matter the circumstance.
91) If a song comes on radio, and a Bro starts singing. All other Bros must join him
92) A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route
93) A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you
94) A Bro must say 'nice' when they see the number '69'
95) A Bro does not allow his Bro to text or call his ex under any influence (e.g. weed, alcohol, mushrooms, etc.)
96) When a Bro falls, laugh and then help him up
97) A Bro must ask approval from his best Bros before asking a girl out
98) One must never settle for a sub-quality dap up. Dap ups may be repeated until satisfactory crispness.
99) A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro
100) If a Bro gets into any sort of fight, another Bro must back him up.
101) Don’t ever throw your Bro under the bus to impress someone
102) When Bro is cooking at a game, you never distract your bro
103) A Bro never wears pink underwear
104) Should a Bro eat an oblong food item (e.g., a banana or Snickers candy bar), he shall break into pieces before eating it
105) When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife
106) A Bro must always warn his Bro of women with false intentions!
107) At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice