1) Bros before hoes - a 'ho' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family
2) A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it
3) If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown
4) Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath
5) A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro
6) A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro
7) A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house
8) Bros do not share dessert
9) If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change
10) A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old
11) Bro's don't smell each other on purpose
12) A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros
13) A Bro is never vegan
14) Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way
15) A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro
16) A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else
17) A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex
18) If a Bro gets dumped, it is up to his fellow Bros to take him paintballing and get him drunk to forget
19) A Bro only comments on another Bros appearance if it improves his odds of getting laid
20) When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING.
21) He who smelt it, dealt it
22) All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
25) A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight
26) All Bros like steak
27) A Bro must do his best to find out if a Bros love interest feels the same way.
28) If you Bros girlfriend or wife tries to hook up with you, you must tell your Bro rightaway
29) A Bro never tickles another bro
30) What happens between Bros stays between bros
31) When wearing a baseball cap a Bro must position the brim at the 12 or 6 o'clock, no exceptions.
32) Do not hate on a Bro if he's trying to be friendly
33) You can only dare a Bro to something if you would do it yourself.
34) A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness
35) A Bro is never afraid to fail
36) If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise
37) A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves
39) A Bro shall never engage in any sexual activity with a girl-bro
40) If a Bro is wearing socks, any rule involving sexual relations or implications with another Bro is thus annulled.
41) Once a Bro, always a Bro.
42) All Bros know that there are only two genders
43) A Bro shall not nut punch another Bro with the exception of severe disciplinary action
44) Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass
45) Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin
46) A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they score
47) If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave and beyond if the Bro discovers there is indeed life after death.