1) Bros before hoes - a 'hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family
2) A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it
3) If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown
4) Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath
5) A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro
6) A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro
7) A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house
8) Bros do not share dessert
9) If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change
10) A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old
11) Bro's don't smell each other on purpose
12) A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros
13) A Bro is never vegan
14) Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way
15) A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro
16) A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else
17) A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex
18) All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
19) A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness
20) He who smelt it, dealt it
21) A Bro never tickles another bro
22) A Bro never wears socks with sandals
23) Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way
24) A Bro always honours a bet
25) Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid
26) The mum of a Bro is always off-limits
27) Bros start at least one fire a year
28) A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros