The Bro Code

1) Bros before hoes - a 'ho' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family

2) A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it

3) If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown

4) Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath

5) A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro

6) A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro

7) A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house

8) Bros do not share dessert

9) If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change

10) A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old

11) Bro's don't smell each other on purpose

12) A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros

13) A Bro is never vegan

14) Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way

15) A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro

16) A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else

17) A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex

18) If a Bro gets dumped, it is up to his fellow Bros to take him paintballing and get him drunk to forget

19) A Bro only comments on another Bros appearance if it improves his odds of getting laid

20) When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING.

21) He who smelt it, dealt it

22) All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry

23) A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight

24) All Bros like steak

25) A Bro must do his best to find out if a Bros love interest feels the same way.

26) If you Bros girlfriend or wife tries to hook up with you, you must tell your Bro rightaway

27) A Bro never tickles another bro

28) What happens between Bros stays between bros

29) When wearing a baseball cap a Bro must position the brim at the 12 or 6 o'clock, no exceptions.

30) Do not hate on a Bro if he's trying to be friendly

31) You can only dare a Bro to something if you would do it yourself.

32) A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness

33) A Bro is never afraid to fail

34) If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise

35) A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves

36) A Bro shall never engage in any sexual activity with a girl-bro

37) If a Bro is wearing socks, any rule involving sexual relations or implications with another Bro is thus annulled.

38) If a Bro is wearing socks, any rule involving sexual relations or implications with another Bro is thus annulled.

39) All Bros know that there are only two genders

40) A Bro shall not nut punch another Bro with the exception of severe disciplinary action

41) Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass

42) Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin

43) A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they score

44) If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave and beyond if the Bro discovers there is indeed life after death.

45) Don't make fun of your Bros dick size.

46) A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs

47) If a ho slaps your bro, then your fist you may show.

48) A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging

49) A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros

50) From the age of 6, young Bros must be taught the Bro Code. By the age of 14, they must know the code by heart and will then be held fully accountable to the code; before then any violations may be forgiven as long as they are immediately retaught the code violated.

51) When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife

52) If Bro shall break the Bro code, thy would be punished as no longer a Bro

53) The mum of a Bro is always off-limits

54) Upon a Bros death: A Bro Shalt immediately Remove and Destroy said Bros full Internet History.

55) Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid