1) Bros before hoes
2) A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it
3) If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown
4) Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath
5) A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro
6) A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house
7) Bros do not share dessert
8) If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change
9) A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old
10) Bro's don't smell each other on purpose
11) A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros unless it is impossible
12) A Bro is never vegan
13) A Bro never talks about another Bro's girl in a sexual way
14) A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex
15) A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness
16) He who smelt it, dealt it
17) A Bro never tickles another bro
18) A Bro never wears socks with sandals
19) Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way
20) A Bro always honours a bet
21) Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid
22) The mum of a Bro is always off-limits
23) Bros start at least one fire a year
24) A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros
25) When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks never involve another Bro's drink
26) Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin
27) Bros pay for their dates
28) A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges
29) Bros do not pout for selfies
30) A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros
31) A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink
32) When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces
33) All Bros are required to take turns as the designated driver
34) If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in
35) A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam
36) A Bro never cries
37) A Bro never gives another Bro the "silent treatment"
38) A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars
39) A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control
40) A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks
41) A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday
42) A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom
43) A Bro never catches a cold. Bros are struck down with man flu
44) A Bro always takes a piss standing up
45) A Bro never uses another Bro's toothbrush
46) A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut
47) Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema
48) A Bro always admits when they farted
49) If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave
50) When a Bro's girlfriend asks where her boyfriend is : A true Bro does NOT know.
51) All Bros like steak
52) When a Bro has a kid, his Bros become its bruncles
53) A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone
54) Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off
55) A Bro is never afraid to fail
56) Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass
57) When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits
58) A Bro always has his Bro's back
59) If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros
60) A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves
61) If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible
62) A Bro and a brother are not the same thing
63) All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality
64) When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in
65) Bros always share the aux on long car trips.
66) A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first
67) A Bro shall always return a high-five or a fist bump... unless at the urinal.
68) Bros don't wear skinny jeans
69) A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis.
70) A Bro shall always spot a Bro at the gym. Bro's current state of tiredness is irrelevant.
71) A Bro will never look at another Bros search history
72) A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route
73) A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you
74) A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex
75) A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro
76) Don’t ever throw your Bro under the bus to impress someone
77) A Bro cooking at a game, shall never be distracted unless his very life depends on it.
78) Opening any conversation with "What's hanging Bro ?", is code for "My girl hears this conversation".
79) At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice
80) A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros
81) Any Bro in position to delete a dead Bro's internet history, is mandated by the Code itself to do it.
82) There are only two genders : Bro, and hoe.
83) 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros
84) A Bro always keeps his promises.
85) A Bro must never leak a group chat.
86) All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
87) Swallowing any oblong food item lusciously, is forbidden to any Bro, no matter the circumstances.
88) A Bro cannot appear TOO helpful to another Bros girl, as to not undermine the Bros value.
89) A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up
90) A Bro can never refuse another Bro's high five.
91) A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana
92) Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits
93) The only person a Bro truly is ever forbidden to cheat on, is his barber.
94) A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings.
95) Bro's don't use any form of FaceTime or IRL video to communicate with other Bro's while taking a dump
96) A Bro must never view the search history of another bro.