1) Bros before hoes - a 'hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family
2) A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it
3) If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown
4) Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath
5) A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro
6) A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro
7) A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house
8) Bros do not share dessert
9) If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change
10) A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old
11) Bro's don't smell each other on purpose