The Bro Code
★ Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 67 A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves ORIGIN UNKNOWN 66 Bro must never leak a group chat. Brother T 65 If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 64 A Bro always has his Bro's back ORIGIN UNKNOWN 63 A Bro shall not eat any culinary dish that contains penis or testicles NightShadow_105 62 When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 61 A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs jahan lulla 60 Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass ORIGIN UNKNOWN 59 A Bro is never afraid to fail ORIGIN UNKNOWN 58 Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off ORIGIN UNKNOWN 57 A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone ORIGIN UNKNOWN 56 When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles ORIGIN UNKNOWN 55 All Bros like steak ORIGIN UNKNOWN 54 When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING. Mekko 53 If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave ORIGIN UNKNOWN 52 A Bro always admits when they farted ORIGIN UNKNOWN 51 Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema ORIGIN UNKNOWN 50 A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut ORIGIN UNKNOWN 49 A Bro never uses another Bro's toothbrush ORIGIN UNKNOWN 48 A Bro always takes a piss standing up ORIGIN UNKNOWN