The Bro Code
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 17 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings.
Me 92 Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 91 A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana ORIGIN UNKNOWN 90 A Bro can never refuse another Bro's high five. Scott172 89 A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up ORIGIN UNKNOWN 88 A Bro cannot appear TOO helpful to another Bros girl, as to not undermine the Bros value. Broseiden, God of the Brocean 87 Swallowing any oblong food item lusciously, is forbidden to any Bro, no matter the circumstances. matt John Louis Mahmud 86 All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry ORIGIN UNKNOWN 85 A Bro must never leak a group chat. Brother T 84 A Bro always keeps his promises. Jester 83 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 82 There are only two genders : Bro, and hoe. Bodach John Louis Mahmud 81 Any Bro in position to delete a dead Bro's internet history, is mandated by the Code itself to do it. CyBrPowr09 John Louis Mahmud 80 A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 79 At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice ORIGIN UNKNOWN 78 Opening any conversation with "What's hanging Bro ?", is code for "My girl hears this conversation". UltraBro John Louis Mahmud 77 A Bro cooking at a game, shall never be distracted unless his very life depends on it. ORIGIN UNKNOWN John Louis Mahmud 76 Don’t ever throw your Bro under the bus to impress someone Cosmo7 75 A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 74 A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex ORIGIN UNKNOWN 73 A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you ORIGIN UNKNOWN