The Bro Code

★ If a hoe slaps your bro, then your fist you may show. Opalwat CURRENT TOP SUGGESTION 1 Bros before hoes - a 'ho' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family ORIGIN UNKNOWN 7  COMMENTS +28 2 A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it ORIGIN UNKNOWN 7  COMMENTS +3 3 If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3  COMMENTS +3 4 Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 5 A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 2  COMMENTS +6 6 A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 7 A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house ORIGIN UNKNOWN 1  COMMENT +4 8 Bros do not share dessert ORIGIN UNKNOWN 1  COMMENT +4 9 If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3  COMMENTS +4 10 A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old ORIGIN UNKNOWN 9  COMMENTS -12
11 Bro's don't smell each other on purpose TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 1  COMMENT +5 12 A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG ian 3  COMMENTS +9 13 A Bro is never vegan TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 2  COMMENTS +3 14 Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +4 15 A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 1  COMMENT +5 16 A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +4 17 A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex SUBMITED BY SuggOnDeez 4  COMMENTS +7 18 If a Bro gets dumped, it is up to his fellow Bros to take him paintballing and get him drunk to forget TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +5 19 A Bro only comments on another Bros appearance if it improves his odds of getting laid SUBMITED BY jo shmo 42069 David +2 20 When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING. SUBMITED BY Mekko +6