The Bro Code
★ A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs
jahan lulla 60 Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass ORIGIN UNKNOWN 59 A Bro is never afraid to fail ORIGIN UNKNOWN 58 Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off ORIGIN UNKNOWN 57 A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone ORIGIN UNKNOWN 56 When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles ORIGIN UNKNOWN 55 All Bros like steak ORIGIN UNKNOWN 54 When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING. Mekko 53 If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave ORIGIN UNKNOWN 52 A Bro always admits when they farted ORIGIN UNKNOWN 51 Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema ORIGIN UNKNOWN 50 A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut ORIGIN UNKNOWN 49 A Bro never uses another Bro's toothbrush ORIGIN UNKNOWN 48 A Bro always takes a piss standing up ORIGIN UNKNOWN 47 A Bro never catches a cold. Bros are struck down with man flu ORIGIN UNKNOWN 46 A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom ORIGIN UNKNOWN 45 A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday ORIGIN UNKNOWN 44 A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks ORIGIN UNKNOWN 43 A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control ORIGIN UNKNOWN 42 A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars ORIGIN UNKNOWN 41 A Bro never gives another Bro the "silent treatment" ORIGIN UNKNOWN