The Bro Code
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 17 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY When on a boat the Bro who owns or drives the boat must wear a captains hat
jelloman 98 A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email ORIGIN UNKNOWN 97 Bros don't wax their body hair ORIGIN UNKNOWN 96 A Bro must never view the search history of another bro. Crackingfishes 95 Bro's don't use any form of FaceTime or IRL video to communicate with other Bro's while taking a dump ORIGIN UNKNOWN Midfox 94 A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings. Me 93 The only person a Bro truly is ever forbidden to cheat on, is his barber. Brother S John Louis Mahmud 92 Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 91 A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana ORIGIN UNKNOWN 90 A Bro can never refuse another Bro's high five. Scott172 89 A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up ORIGIN UNKNOWN 88 A Bro cannot appear TOO helpful to another Bros girl, as to not undermine the Bros value. Broseiden, God of the Brocean 87 Swallowing any oblong food item lusciously, is forbidden to any Bro, no matter the circumstances. matt John Louis Mahmud 86 All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry ORIGIN UNKNOWN 85 A Bro must never leak a group chat. Brother T 84 A Bro always keeps his promises. Jester 83 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 82 There are only two genders : Bro, and hoe. Bodach John Louis Mahmud 81 Any Bro in position to delete a dead Bro's internet history, is mandated by the Code itself to do it. CyBrPowr09 John Louis Mahmud 80 A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 79 At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice ORIGIN UNKNOWN