The Bro Code
★ All Groceries go from the vehicle to the house in one trip
Cosmo7 85 Bro is always required to spot Bro at the gym no matter how tired you are. rockit 84 During Halloween a Bro must have a costume done well or a costume done so poorly it is laughable there is no in between Guardian of the code 83 Never be jealous of a Bro's success Ferxxitofiufiu 82 If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home ORIGIN UNKNOWN 81 If a girl does not have feelings for a bro, the Bro shall not chase her endlessly. siberiandogee 80 A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis. TimmyExists 79 If a Bro receives a message of any kind that says any variation of “get on” from another bro, the Bro must get on the video game, regardless of their current mood. Dallasp 78 Bros don't wear skinny jeans ORIGIN UNKNOWN 77 If a Bro says a side quest is to take place, he must follow through on his word PinkCoatCommie23 76 A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging jahan lulla 75 A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first Éireann 74 Thy Bros are allowed to proclaim “smash” to Ryan Reynolds as it is not homosexual. RussianFool 73 Bro always shares the aux on long car trips to another bro. rockit 72 When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in ORIGIN UNKNOWN 71 All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality ORIGIN UNKNOWN 70 All rock-paper-scissors matches are best of 3 Liam 69 A Bro and a brother are not the same thing ORIGIN UNKNOWN 68 If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible ORIGIN UNKNOWN 67 A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves ORIGIN UNKNOWN 66 Bro must never leak a group chat. Brother T