The Bro Code

★ Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way THE OLD BROCODE.ORG CURRENT TOP SUGGESTION 1 Bros before hoes - a 'hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family ORIGIN UNKNOWN 5  COMMENTS +14 2 A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it ORIGIN UNKNOWN 4  COMMENTS +2 3 If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1 4 Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 5 A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 6 A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1 7 A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house ORIGIN UNKNOWN 1  COMMENT +1
8 Bros do not share dessert ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 9 If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change ORIGIN UNKNOWN 2  COMMENTS +2 10 A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old ORIGIN UNKNOWN 5  COMMENTS -2 11 Bro's don't smell each other on purpose TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 12 A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG ian 1  COMMENT +2 13 A Bro is never vegan TAKEN FROM THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1