The Bro Code

BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +32 90 A Bro can never refuse another Bro's high five. The Bro Code - Scott172 Scott172 - 89 A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN - 88 A Bro cannot appear TOO helpful to another Bros girl, as to not undermine the Bros value. The Bro Code - Broseiden, God of the Brocean Broseiden, God of the Brocean - 87 Swallowing any oblong food item lusciously, is forbidden to any Bro, no matter the circumstances. The Bro Code - matt matt The Bro Code - John Louis Mahmud John Louis Mahmud - 86 All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN - 85 A Bro must never leak a group chat. The Bro Code - Brother T Brother T +7 84 A Bro always keeps his promises. The Bro Code - Jester Jester +12 83 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +14 82 There are only two genders : Bro, and hoe. The Bro Code - Bodach Bodach The Bro Code - John Louis Mahmud John Louis Mahmud 5  COMMENTS +66 81 Any Bro in position to delete a dead Bro's internet history, is mandated by the Code itself to do it. The Bro Code - CyBrPowr09 CyBrPowr09 The Bro Code - John Louis Mahmud John Louis Mahmud 2  COMMENTS +52 80 A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3  COMMENTS +22 79 At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +15 78 Opening any conversation with "What's hanging Bro ?", is code for "My girl hears this conversation". The Bro Code - UltraBro UltraBro The Bro Code - John Louis Mahmud John Louis Mahmud 3  COMMENTS +54 77 A Bro cooking at a game, shall never be distracted unless his very life depends on it. The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN The Bro Code - John Louis Mahmud John Louis Mahmud +18 76 Don’t ever throw your Bro under the bus to impress someone The Bro Code - Cosmo7 Cosmo7 1  COMMENT +23 75 A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3  COMMENTS +35 74 A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3  COMMENTS +26 73 A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN 2  COMMENTS +15 72 A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +32 71 A Bro will never look at another Bros search history The Bro Code - Oscar Oscar 4  COMMENTS +46