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When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks never involve another Bro's drink
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+14
28
A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros
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Bros start at least one fire a year
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+1
26
The mum of a Bro is always off-limits
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+1
25
Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid
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+1
24
A Bro always honours a bet
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+1
23
Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way
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+2
22
A Bro never wears socks with sandals
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+1
21
A Bro never tickles another bro
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+1
20
He who smelt it, dealt it
Justin Agran
+1
19
A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness
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+1
18
All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
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+1
17
A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex
SuggOnDeez
+2
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A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else
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+1
15
A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro
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+2
14
Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way
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+1
13
A Bro is never vegan
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+3
12
A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros
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ian
+3
11
Bro's don't smell each other on purpose
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+1
10
A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old
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+1
9
If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change
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+1
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