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A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam
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+14
38
If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in
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-
37
All Bros are required to take turns as the designated driver
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36
When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces
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+1
35
A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink
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+1
34
A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros
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33
Bros do not pout for selfies
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+2
32
A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges
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+2
31
Bros pay for their dates
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+1
30
Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin
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+3
29
When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks never involve another Bro's drink
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+3
28
A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros
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+2
27
Bros start at least one fire a year
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+2
26
The mum of a Bro is always off-limits
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+2
25
Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid
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+2
24
A Bro always honours a bet
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+2
23
Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way
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+3
22
A Bro never wears socks with sandals
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+2
21
A Bro never tickles another bro
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+2
20
He who smelt it, dealt it
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+2
19
A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness
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+1
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