The Bro Code Page 6
★ During Halloween a Bro must have a costume done well or a costume done so poorly it is laughable there is no in between
Guardian of the code 52 When a Bro has a kid, his Bros become its bruncles ORIGIN UNKNOWN John Louis Mahmud 51 All Bros like steak ORIGIN UNKNOWN 50 When a Bro's girlfriend asks where her boyfriend is : A true Bro does NOT know. Mekko John Louis Mahmud 49 If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave ORIGIN UNKNOWN 48 A Bro always admits when they farted ORIGIN UNKNOWN 47 Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema ORIGIN UNKNOWN 46 A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut ORIGIN UNKNOWN 45 A Bro never uses another Bro's toothbrush ORIGIN UNKNOWN 44 A Bro always takes a piss standing up ORIGIN UNKNOWN 43 A Bro never catches a cold. Bros are struck down with man flu ORIGIN UNKNOWN 42 A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom ORIGIN UNKNOWN 41 A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday ORIGIN UNKNOWN 40 A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks ORIGIN UNKNOWN 39 A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control ORIGIN UNKNOWN 38 A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars ORIGIN UNKNOWN 37 A Bro never gives another Bro the "silent treatment" ORIGIN UNKNOWN 36 A Bro never cries ORIGIN UNKNOWN 35 A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam ORIGIN UNKNOWN 34 If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in ORIGIN UNKNOWN 33 All Bros are required to take turns as the designated driver ORIGIN UNKNOWN