The Bro Code Page 6

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If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise.

102

A Bro always has a condom in their wallet.

103

All Bros like steak.

104

Bros don't take selfies while having a dump.

105

A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone.

106

A Bro never tickles another Bro.

107

A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves.

108

Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass.

109

Bros don't use a photo of their pet or child as their profile picture.

110

A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route.

111

If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible.

112

Bros don't giggle.

113

Bros don't wear turtlenecks.

114

If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home.

115

A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bro's partner.

116

Bros don't touch each others hair.

117

When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces.

118

Bro's don't smell each other on purpose.

119

A bro is NEVER afraid to fail.

120

If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help.

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