The Bro Code Page 6
★ 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 13 A Bro is never vegan ORIGIN UNKNOWN 12 A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN ian 11 Bro's don't smell each other on purpose ORIGIN UNKNOWN 10 A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old ORIGIN UNKNOWN 9 If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change ORIGIN UNKNOWN 8 Bros do not share dessert ORIGIN UNKNOWN 7 A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house ORIGIN UNKNOWN 6 A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 5 A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 4 Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3 If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown ORIGIN UNKNOWN 2 A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it ORIGIN UNKNOWN 1 Bros before hoes - a 'hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family ORIGIN UNKNOWN