When one Bro tells another Bro about his crush, it becomes that bro’s life goal to get the other Bro the ho.
A Bro always honours a bet
If you catch your Bro cheating… no you didn’t.
A Bro shall always keep his word
If a Bro passes out/dies while lifting weights, another Bro must add more weight to the bar before calling 911.
A fight between women must not be Broken up until a sufficient amount of clothing has been removed
No Bro shall look upon a fellow Bro while using the urinal.
A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges
When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles
At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice
Bros start at least one fire a year
Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid
Upon a Bros death: A Bro Shalt immediately Remove and Destroy said Bros full Internet History.
The mum of a Bro is always off-limits
If Bro shall break the Bro code, thy would be punished as no longer a Bro
When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife
From the age of 6, young Bros must be taught the Bro Code. By the age of 14, they must know the code by heart and will then be held fully accountable to the code; before then any violations may be forgiven as long as they are immediately retaught the code violated.
A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros
A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging
If a ho slaps your bro, then your fist you may show.
A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs