The Bro Code Page 2

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A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday.

22

A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on Saint Patrick's Day.

23

A Bro doesn't grow a moustache.

24

A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they score.

25

A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks.

26

A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro's job description when introducing him.

27

A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.

28

If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros.

29

If a Bro for whatever reason needs to drive another Bro's car, they shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations.

30

A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink.

31

Bros start at least one fire a year.

32

If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.

33

A Bro never wears socks with sandals.

34

The mum of a Bro is always off-limits.

35

When a Bro isn't invited to another Bro's wedding, they don't make a big deal about it.

36

A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar.

37

'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to Bros.

38

A Bro shall not damage another Bro's chances to score.

39

A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control.

40

A Bro is never vegan.

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