The Bro Code Page 2
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 2 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro always has a condom in their wallet
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 81 Any Bro in position to delete a dead Bro's internet history, is mandated by the Code itself to do it. CyBrPowr09 John Louis Mahmud 80 A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 79 At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice ORIGIN UNKNOWN 78 Opening any conversation with "What's hanging Bro ?", is code for "My girl hears this conversation". UltraBro John Louis Mahmud 77 A Bro cooking at a game, shall never be distracted unless his very life depends on it. ORIGIN UNKNOWN John Louis Mahmud 76 Don’t ever throw your Bro under the bus to impress someone Cosmo7 75 A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 74 A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex ORIGIN UNKNOWN 73 A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you ORIGIN UNKNOWN 72 A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route ORIGIN UNKNOWN 71 A Bro will never look at another Bros search history Oscar 70 A Bro shall always spot a Bro at the gym. Bro's current state of tiredness is irrelevant. rockit John Louis Mahmud 69 A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis. TimmyExists 68 Bros don't wear skinny jeans ORIGIN UNKNOWN 67 A Bro shall always return a high-five or a fist bump... unless at the urinal. jahan lulla John Louis Mahmud 66 A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first Éireann 65 Bros always share the aux on long car trips. rockit 64 When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in ORIGIN UNKNOWN 63 All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality ORIGIN UNKNOWN 62 A Bro and a brother are not the same thing ORIGIN UNKNOWN