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A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam
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18
All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
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17
A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex
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16
A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else
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15
A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro
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14
Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way
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13
A Bro is never vegan
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12
A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros
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Bro's don't smell each other on purpose
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10
A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old
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If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change
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Bros do not share dessert
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A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house
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+4
6
A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro
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+6
5
A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro
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+3
4
Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath
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COMMENT
+4
3
If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown
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COMMENT
+2
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A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it
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Bros before hoes - a 'hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family
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