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When one Bro tells another Bro about his crush, it becomes that bro’s life goal to get the other Bro the ho.
TheDopeyWolf
CURRENT TOP SUGGESTION
64
A Bro always honours a bet
THE OLD BROCODE.ORG
1 COMMENT
+7
63
If you catch your Bro cheating… no you didn’t.
Bro_Drew
+1
62
A Bro shall always keep his word
Bartholomew The Apostle
+5
61
If a Bro passes out/dies while lifting weights, another Bro must add more weight to the bar before calling 911.
Curtis Siaosi
+4
60
A fight between women must not be Broken up until a sufficient amount of clothing has been removed
jahan lulla
Supreme Bro
+1
59
No Bro shall look upon a fellow Bro while using the urinal.
BroCodeAbider
1 COMMENT
+3
58
A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges
THE OLD BROCODE.ORG
+3
57
When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles
THE OLD BROCODE.ORG
+5
56
At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice
THE OLD BROCODE.ORG
+5
55
Bros start at least one fire a year
THE OLD BROCODE.ORG
+7
54
Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid
THE OLD BROCODE.ORG
+5
53
Upon a Bros death: A Bro Shalt immediately Remove and Destroy said Bros full Internet History.
BroToad
Antiedman
3 COMMENTS
+10
52
The mum of a Bro is always off-limits
THE OLD BROCODE.ORG
3 COMMENTS
+5
51
If Bro shall break the Bro code, thy would be punished as no longer a Bro
Cartox
JellyfishJellybeans
1 COMMENT
+5
50
When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife
UltraBro
+10
49
From the age of 6, young Bros must be taught the Bro Code. By the age of 14, they must know the code by heart and will then be held fully accountable to the code; before then any violations may be forgiven as long as they are immediately retaught the code violated.
Allenson321
-1
48
A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros
THE OLD BROCODE.ORG
2 COMMENTS
+6
47
A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging
jahan lulla
+13
46
If a ho slaps your bro, then your fist you may show.
haunter711
2 COMMENTS
+2
45
A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs
jahan lulla
+8