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GREETING YOUR BROS
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A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday.
A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on Saint Patrick's Day.
A Bro doesn't grow a moustache.
A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they score.
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks.
A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro's job description when introducing him.
A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.
If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros.
If a Bro for whatever reason needs to drive another Bro's car, they shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations.
A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink.
Bros start at least one fire a year.
If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.
A Bro never wears socks with sandals.
The mum of a Bro is always off-limits.
When a Bro isn't invited to another Bro's wedding, they don't make a big deal about it.
A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar.
'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to Bros.
A Bro shall not damage another Bro's chances to score.
A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control.
A Bro is never vegan.
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