The Bro Code Page 3
★ If you break the Bro Code you must do 500 pushups in 24 hours.
Scott172 76 A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging jahan lulla 75 A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first Éireann 74 Thy Bros are allowed to proclaim “smash” to Ryan Reynolds as it is not homosexual. RussianFool 73 Bro always shares the aux on long car trips to another bro. rockit 72 When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in ORIGIN UNKNOWN 71 All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality ORIGIN UNKNOWN 70 All rock-paper-scissors matches are best of 3 Liam 69 A Bro and a brother are not the same thing ORIGIN UNKNOWN 68 If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible ORIGIN UNKNOWN 67 A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves ORIGIN UNKNOWN 66 Bro must never leak a group chat. Brother T 65 If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 64 A Bro always has his Bro's back ORIGIN UNKNOWN 63 A Bro shall not eat any culinary dish that contains penis or testicles NightShadow_105 62 When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 61 A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs jahan lulla 60 Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass ORIGIN UNKNOWN 59 A Bro is never afraid to fail ORIGIN UNKNOWN 58 Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off ORIGIN UNKNOWN 57 A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone ORIGIN UNKNOWN