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If a Bro fails a challenge, it's ALWAYS the equipment's fault.
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Every Bro knows a Bro who is the worlds best at something.
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When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in.
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When hosting, a Bro orders enough pizza for all his Bros.
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A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam.
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A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email.
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A Bro doesn't listen to chick music... in front of other Bros.
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A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars.
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It is NEVER acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro's ex.
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Bros don't quote Oscar Wilde.
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A Bro always admits when they farted.
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A Bro will always verify another Bro's story when they are trying to score.
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If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in.
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A Bro always takes a piss standing up.
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A Bro never catches a cold. Bros are struck down with Man Flu.
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If a Bro finds his Bro's girlfriend repulsive, they shall not say anything until they have broken up.
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A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.
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A Bro always has his Bro's back.
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Women can also be a Bro.
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A Bro DOES NOT masturbate in front of other Bros.
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