The Bro Code Page 3
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 11 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 50 When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING. Mekko 49 If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave ORIGIN UNKNOWN 48 A Bro always admits when they farted ORIGIN UNKNOWN 47 Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema ORIGIN UNKNOWN 46 A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut ORIGIN UNKNOWN 45 A Bro never uses another Bro's toothbrush ORIGIN UNKNOWN 44 A Bro always takes a piss standing up ORIGIN UNKNOWN 43 A Bro never catches a cold. Bros are struck down with man flu ORIGIN UNKNOWN 42 A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom ORIGIN UNKNOWN 41 A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday ORIGIN UNKNOWN 40 A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks ORIGIN UNKNOWN 39 A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control ORIGIN UNKNOWN 38 A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars ORIGIN UNKNOWN 37 A Bro never gives another Bro the "silent treatment" ORIGIN UNKNOWN 36 A Bro never cries ORIGIN UNKNOWN 35 A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam ORIGIN UNKNOWN 34 If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in ORIGIN UNKNOWN 33 All Bros are required to take turns as the designated driver ORIGIN UNKNOWN 32 When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces ORIGIN UNKNOWN 31 A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink ORIGIN UNKNOWN