The Bro Code Page 3
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 2 days LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 72 A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route ORIGIN UNKNOWN 71 A Bro will never look at another Bros search history Oscar 70 A Bro shall always spot a Bro at the gym. Bro's current state of tiredness is irrelevant. rockit John Louis Mahmud 69 A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis. TimmyExists 68 Bros don't wear skinny jeans ORIGIN UNKNOWN 67 A Bro shall always return a high-five or a fist bump... unless at the urinal. jahan lulla John Louis Mahmud 66 A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first Éireann 65 Bros always share the aux on long car trips. rockit 64 When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in ORIGIN UNKNOWN 63 All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality ORIGIN UNKNOWN 62 A Bro and a brother are not the same thing ORIGIN UNKNOWN 61 If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible ORIGIN UNKNOWN 60 A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves ORIGIN UNKNOWN 59 If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 58 A Bro always has his Bro's back ORIGIN UNKNOWN 57 When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 56 Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass ORIGIN UNKNOWN 55 A Bro is never afraid to fail ORIGIN UNKNOWN 54 Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off ORIGIN UNKNOWN 53 A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone ORIGIN UNKNOWN