The Bro Code
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 0 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 38 If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in ORIGIN UNKNOWN 37 All Bros are required to take turns as the designated driver ORIGIN UNKNOWN 36 When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces ORIGIN UNKNOWN 35 A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink ORIGIN UNKNOWN 34 A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 33 Bros do not pout for selfies ORIGIN UNKNOWN 32 A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges ORIGIN UNKNOWN 31 Bros pay for their dates ORIGIN UNKNOWN 30 Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin ORIGIN UNKNOWN 29 When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks never involve another Bro's drink ORIGIN UNKNOWN 28 A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 27 Bros start at least one fire a year ORIGIN UNKNOWN 26 The mum of a Bro is always off-limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 25 Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid ORIGIN UNKNOWN 24 A Bro always honours a bet ORIGIN UNKNOWN 23 Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way ORIGIN UNKNOWN 22 A Bro never wears socks with sandals ORIGIN UNKNOWN 21 A Bro never tickles another bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 20 He who smelt it, dealt it Justin Agran 19 A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness ORIGIN UNKNOWN