★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 7 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro shouldn't look at its Bros' grades, paycheck, or personal reports of any kind.
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John Louis Mahmud +15 98 A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +29 97 Bros don't wax their body hair
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +25 96 A Bro must never view the search history of another bro.
Crackingfishes +16 95 Bro's don't use any form of FaceTime or IRL video to communicate with other Bro's while taking a dump
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Midfox +28 94 A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings.
Me +8 93 The only person a Bro truly is ever forbidden to cheat on, is his barber.
Brother S
John Louis Mahmud +22 92 Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +11 91 A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +49 90 A Bro can never refuse another Bro's high five.
Scott172 +20 89 A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +11 88 A Bro cannot appear TOO helpful to another Bros girl, as to not undermine the Bros value.
Broseiden, God of the Brocean 1 COMMENT +49 87 Swallowing any oblong food item lusciously, is forbidden to any Bro, no matter the circumstances.
matt
John Louis Mahmud +23 86 All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +18 85 A Bro must never leak a group chat.
Brother T +51 84 A Bro always keeps his promises.
Jester +18 83 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +20 82 There are only two genders : Bro, and hoe.
Bodach
John Louis Mahmud 5 COMMENTS +67 81 Any Bro in position to delete a dead Bro's internet history, is mandated by the Code itself to do it.
CyBrPowr09
John Louis Mahmud 2 COMMENTS +53 80 A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3 COMMENTS +22 79 At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice
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