The Bro Code Page 3
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE A Bro must never hit on someone their Bro already hit on
TheSilentBro 87 Swallowing any oblong food item lusciously, is forbidden to any Bro, no matter the circumstances. matt John Louis Mahmud 86 All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry ORIGIN UNKNOWN 85 A Bro must never leak a group chat. Brother T 84 A Bro always keeps his promises. Jester 83 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 82 There are only two genders : Bro, and hoe. Bodach John Louis Mahmud 81 Any Bro in position to delete a dead Bro's internet history, is mandated by the Code itself to do it. CyBrPowr09 John Louis Mahmud 80 A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 79 At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice ORIGIN UNKNOWN 78 Opening any conversation with "What's hanging Bro ?", is code for "My girl hears this conversation". UltraBro John Louis Mahmud 77 A Bro cooking at a game, shall never be distracted unless his very life depends on it. ORIGIN UNKNOWN John Louis Mahmud 76 Don’t ever throw your Bro under the bus to impress someone Cosmo7 75 A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 74 A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex ORIGIN UNKNOWN 73 A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you ORIGIN UNKNOWN 72 A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route ORIGIN UNKNOWN 71 A Bro will never look at another Bros search history Oscar 70 A Bro shall always spot a Bro at the gym. Bro's current state of tiredness is irrelevant. rockit John Louis Mahmud 69 A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis. TimmyExists 68 Bros don't wear skinny jeans ORIGIN UNKNOWN