The Bro Code Page 3

BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 6 days LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +6 15 A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 1  COMMENT +7 14 Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +6 13 A Bro is never vegan THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 2  COMMENTS +2 12 A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros THE OLD BROCODE.ORG ian 2  COMMENTS +9 11 Bro's don't smell each other on purpose THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 1  COMMENT +5 10 A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old ORIGIN UNKNOWN 8  COMMENTS -11 9 If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3  COMMENTS +4 8 Bros do not share dessert ORIGIN UNKNOWN 1  COMMENT +4 7 A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house ORIGIN UNKNOWN 1  COMMENT +4 6 A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 5 A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 2  COMMENTS +6 4 Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 3 If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown ORIGIN UNKNOWN 1  COMMENT +4 2 A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it ORIGIN UNKNOWN 7  COMMENTS +3 1 Bros before hoes - a 'ho' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family ORIGIN UNKNOWN 7  COMMENTS +28