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If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help
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When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING.
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A Bro only comments on another Bros appearance if it improves his odds of getting laid
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If a Bro gets dumped, it is up to his fellow Bros to take him paintballing and get him drunk to forget
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A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex
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A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else
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A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro
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Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way
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A Bro is never vegan
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A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros
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Bro's don't smell each other on purpose
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A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old
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If a Bro leads a beer/food run, they are entitled to all left over change
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Bros do not share dessert
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A Bro is honor bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house
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A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro
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A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro
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Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath
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If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown
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A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it
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Bros before hoes - a 'ho' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family
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