The Bro Code Page 4

BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 6 days LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +6 20 When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING. Mekko +12 19 A Bro only comments on another Bros appearance if it improves his odds of getting laid jo shmo 42069 David 1  COMMENT +5 18 If a Bro gets dumped, it is up to his fellow Bros to take him paintballing and get him drunk to forget THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 2  COMMENTS +8 17 A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex SuggOnDeez 10  COMMENTS +11 16 A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +7 15 A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 1  COMMENT +7 14 Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +9 13 A Bro is never vegan THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 7  COMMENTS +2 12 A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros THE OLD BROCODE.ORG ian 2  COMMENTS +12 11 Bro's don't smell each other on purpose THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 4  COMMENTS +6 10 A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old ORIGIN UNKNOWN 9  COMMENTS -10 9 If a Bro leads a beer/food run, they are entitled to all left over change ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3  COMMENTS +7 8 Bros do not share dessert ORIGIN UNKNOWN 1  COMMENT +5 7 A Bro is honor bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3  COMMENTS +9 6 A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +7 5 A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 4  COMMENTS +9 4 Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath ORIGIN UNKNOWN 2  COMMENTS +6 3 If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown ORIGIN UNKNOWN 2  COMMENTS +4 2 A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it ORIGIN UNKNOWN 9  COMMENTS +6 1 Bros before hoes - a 'ho' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family ORIGIN UNKNOWN 8  COMMENTS +42