Bro Code Suggestions

# At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # A Bro will never look at another Bros search history The Bro Code - Oscar Oscar +5 # A Bro may never disclose what happens at sleepovers to non-Bros. That is sacred. The Bro Code - Brother Cyl Brother Cyl +5 # Player 1 belongs to who ever owns the console The Bro Code - Cosmo7 Cosmo7 +5 # All Groceries go from the vehicle to the house in one trip The Bro Code - Cosmo7 Cosmo7 +5 # A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro does not allow his Bro to text or call his ex under any influence (e.g. weed, alcohol, mushrooms, etc.) The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN The Bro Code - PinkCoatCommie23 PinkCoatCommie23 +4 # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife The Bro Code - UltraBro UltraBro +4 # If a song comes on radio, and a Bro starts singing. All other Bros must join him The Bro Code - Guardian of the code Guardian of the code +4 # A Bro must say 'nice' when they see the number '69' The Bro Code - Scott172 Scott172 +4 # One must never settle for a sub-quality dap up. Dap ups may be repeated until satisfactory crispness. The Bro Code - Nax Lodan, User Unknown Nax Lodan, User Unknown +4 # When Bro is cooking at a game, you never distract your bro The Bro Code - Niek Niek +4 # Whenever two Bros converge and agree to do a dap, the dap must be crisp and completed no matter the circumstance. The Bro Code - TimmyExists TimmyExists +4 # A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Bros don't touch another Bro's drink without express permission The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Should a Bro eat an oblong food item (e.g., a banana or Snickers candy bar), he shall break into pieces before eating it The Bro Code - matt matt +3 # If you break the Bro Code you must do 500 pushups in 24 hours. The Bro Code - Scott172 Scott172 +3