★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 8 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis.
TimmyExists +6 # If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # If a girl does not have feelings for a bro, the Bro shall not chase her endlessly.
siberiandogee +5 # A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro does not allow his Bro to text or call his ex under any influence (e.g. weed, alcohol, mushrooms, etc.)
ORIGIN UNKNOWN
PinkCoatCommie23 +4 # At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife
UltraBro +4 # A Bro must say 'nice' when they see the number '69'
Scott172 +4 # Whenever two Bros converge and agree to do a dap, the dap must be crisp and completed no matter the circumstance.
TimmyExists +4 # During Halloween a Bro must have a costume done well or a costume done so poorly it is laughable there is no in between
Brocode warrior +4 # Bro is always required to spot Bro at the gym no matter how tired you are.
rockit +4 # Never be jealous of a Bro's success
Ferxxitofiufiu +4 # A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Bros don't touch another Bro's drink without express permission
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Should a Bro eat an oblong food item (e.g., a banana or Snickers candy bar), he shall break into pieces before eating it
matt +3 # If a song comes on radio, and a Bro starts singing. All other Bros must join him
Brocode warrior +3 # If you break the Bro Code you must do 500 pushups in 24 hours.
Scott172 +3 # One must never settle for a sub-quality dap up. Dap ups may be repeated until satisfactory crispness.
Nax Lodan, User Unknown +3