Bro Code Suggestions

BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 9 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro never wears socks with sandals The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +6 # Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +6 # Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # All Bros like steak The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # A Bro is never afraid to fail The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING. The Bro Code - Mekko Mekko +5 # Bros start at least one fire a year The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro always honours a bet The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife The Bro Code - UltraBro UltraBro +4 # You can only dare a Bro to something if you would do it yourself. The Bro Code - jo shmo 42069 jo shmo 42069 +4 # Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # The mum of a Bro is always off-limits The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro always has his Bro's back The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Bros do not pout for selfies The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3