Bro Code Suggestions

BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 5 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY Bro always shares the aux on long car trips to another bro. The Bro Code - rockit rockit +7 # A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging The Bro Code - jahan lulla jahan lulla +6 # A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first The Bro Code - Éireann Éireann +6 # Thy Bros are allowed to proclaim “smash” to Ryan Reynolds as it is not homosexual. The Bro Code - RussianFool RussianFool +6 # Bros don't wear skinny jeans The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # If a Bro says a side quest is to take place, he must follow through on his word The Bro Code - PinkCoatCommie23 PinkCoatCommie23 +5 # If a Bro receives a message of any kind that says any variation of “get on” from another bro, the Bro must get on the video game, regardless of their current mood. The Bro Code - Dallasp Dallasp +5 # A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife The Bro Code - UltraBro UltraBro +4 # A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis. The Bro Code - TimmyExists TimmyExists +4 # Whenever two Bros converge and agree to do a dap, the dap must be crisp and completed no matter the circumstance. The Bro Code - TimmyExists TimmyExists +4 # If a girl does not have feelings for a bro, the Bro shall not chase her endlessly. The Bro Code - siberiandogee siberiandogee +4 # During Halloween a Bro must have a costume done well or a costume done so poorly it is laughable there is no in between The Bro Code - Brocode warrior Brocode warrior +4 # Bro is always required to spot Bro at the gym no matter how tired you are. The Bro Code - rockit rockit +4 # A Bro never wears pink underwear The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro does not allow his Bro to text or call his ex under any influence (e.g. weed, alcohol, mushrooms, etc.) The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN The Bro Code - PinkCoatCommie23 PinkCoatCommie23 +3 # Bros don't touch another Bro's drink without express permission The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3