Bro Code Suggestions

# If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5

# A Bro always has his Bro's back ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5

# Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5

# A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5

# You can only dare a Bro to something if you would do it yourself. jo shmo 42069 +5

# A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# Bros don't wear skinny jeans ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# A Bro and a brother are not the same thing ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife UltraBro +4

# A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging jahan lulla +4

# A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first Éireann +4

# When Bro is cooking at a game, you never distract your bro Niek +4

# If a Bro says a side quest is to take place, he must follow through on his word PinkCoatCommie23 +4

# A Bro Doesn't Grow A Moustache unless part of a beard ORIGIN UNKNOWN David +3

# When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3

# Women can also be a bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3

# A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3