Bro Code Suggestions

BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 2 days LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro always admits when they farted The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +12 # If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +9 # When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +7 # All Bros like steak The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +7 # When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING. The Bro Code - Mekko Mekko +7 # Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +6 # A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +6 # Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # A Bro is never afraid to fail The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife The Bro Code - UltraBro UltraBro +5 # A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro always has his Bro's back The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # Bros don't wear skinny jeans The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # You can only dare a Bro to something if you would do it yourself. The Bro Code - jo shmo 42069 jo shmo 42069 +4 # A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging The Bro Code - jahan lulla jahan lulla +4