Bro Code Suggestions

# A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro always has his Bro's back The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # Bros don't wear skinny jeans The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife The Bro Code - UltraBro UltraBro +4 # You can only dare a Bro to something if you would do it yourself. The Bro Code - jo shmo 42069 jo shmo 42069 +4 # A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging The Bro Code - jahan lulla jahan lulla +4 # A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs The Bro Code - jahan lulla jahan lulla +4 # A Bro Doesn't Grow A Moustache unless part of a beard The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN The Bro Code - David David +3 # When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Bros don't touch another Bro's drink without express permission The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro and a brother are not the same thing The Bro Code - ORIGIN UNKNOWN ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Should a Bro eat an oblong food item (e.g., a banana or Snickers candy bar), he shall break into pieces before eating it The Bro Code - matt matt +3 # A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first The Bro Code - √Čireann √Čireann +3