Bro Code Suggestions
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ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email ORIGIN UNKNOWN # When on a boat the Bro who owns or drives the boat must wear a captains hat jelloman # When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros shall not force their religion onto other Bros PinkCoatCommie23 # A Bro will always watch a movie narrated by morgan freeman ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro always has a condom in their wallet ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro must NEVER cheat on his significant other unless required. Byranthebeast Bozo # A Bro never wears crocs ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros don't touch each others hair ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro that successfully exerts fatherly reflexes, shall instantly check for any potential super-power development. Guardian of the code John Louis Mahmud # A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros don't use umbrellas ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro breaking the Bro code is to be sentenced by other Bros. ORIGIN UNKNOWN John Louis Mahmud # A Bro doesn’t let another Bro get the name of any female (aside from family) inked upon his body Cosmo7 Guardian of the code # Bros must always give fellow Bros a heads-up to any natural hoe hoeing in a suggestive manner. This implies any bodily exposure or movement of any sort. El Fuego John Louis Mahmud # Bros stay in packs. Never leave your Bros behind. America # Bros don't stop to smell flowers ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro does not put a girl in the friendzone Nick bro # Bro's do not tamper with another Bro's fridge, unless they're acquiring drinks. Potatomaster # There are Bro vehicles and hoe vehicles. Any vehicle whose motor doesn't obtain energy through fuel ignition, is a hoe vehicle. sev1999 John Louis Mahmud