Bro Code Suggestions

# A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs jahan lulla +5

# A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# A Bro always has his Bro's back ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# Bros don't wear skinny jeans ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4

# When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife UltraBro +4

# You can only dare a Bro to something if you would do it yourself. jo shmo 42069 +4

# A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging jahan lulla +4

# A Bro Doesn't Grow A Moustache unless part of a beard ORIGIN UNKNOWN David +3

# When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3

# A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3

# Bros don't touch another Bro's drink without express permission ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3

# A Bro and a brother are not the same thing ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3

# Should a Bro eat an oblong food item (e.g., a banana or Snickers candy bar), he shall break into pieces before eating it matt +3

# A Bro shall help a Bro only after laughing at them first Éireann +3