★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 11 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +8 # A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # A Bro does not allow his Bro to text or call his ex under any influence (e.g. weed, alcohol, mushrooms, etc.)
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PinkCoatCommie23 +5 # At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +5 # A Bro must say 'nice' when they see the number '69'
Scott172 +5 # One must never settle for a sub-quality dap up. Dap ups may be repeated until satisfactory crispness.
Nax Lodan, User Unknown +5 # When Bro is cooking at a game, you never distract your bro
Niek +5 # A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +4 # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife
UltraBro +4 # Should a Bro eat an oblong food item (e.g., a banana or Snickers candy bar), he shall break into pieces before eating it
matt +4 # If you break the Bro Code you must do 500 pushups in 24 hours.
Scott172 +4 # A Bro must ask approval from his best Bros before asking a girl out
Bozo +4 # When a Bro falls, laugh and then help him up
Jonathan Pham +4 # Don’t ever throw your Bro under the bus to impress someone
Cosmo7 +4 # A Bro never wears pink underwear
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # Bros don't touch another Bro's drink without express permission
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +3 # A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings.
Me +3 # A Bro does not put a girl in the friendzone
Nick bro +3 # If a bro, and or brother, leaks any part of the group chat, or reveals any part of bro-code, they are immediately given one to two strikes out of three. The strike system applies to any violation of bro-code, and if any Bro is to hit three strikes, they are removed from the council of Bros
Brother T +3 # When a Bro brings food for everyone the Bro who Brought the food must get the last bite
theboysarebetterthanhoeeeesssss +3