The Bro Code Page 7
★ Women can also be a bro
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 33 All Bros are required to take turns as the designated driver ORIGIN UNKNOWN 32 When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces ORIGIN UNKNOWN 31 A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink ORIGIN UNKNOWN 30 A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 29 Bros do not pout for selfies ORIGIN UNKNOWN 28 A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges ORIGIN UNKNOWN 27 Bros pay for their dates ORIGIN UNKNOWN 26 Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin ORIGIN UNKNOWN 25 When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks never involve another Bro's drink ORIGIN UNKNOWN 24 A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN 23 Bros start at least one fire a year ORIGIN UNKNOWN 22 The mum of a Bro is always off-limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN 21 Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid ORIGIN UNKNOWN 20 A Bro always honours a bet ORIGIN UNKNOWN 19 Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way ORIGIN UNKNOWN 18 A Bro never wears socks with sandals ORIGIN UNKNOWN 17 A Bro never tickles another bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN 16 He who smelt it, dealt it Justin Agran 15 A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness ORIGIN UNKNOWN 14 A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex SuggOnDeez