★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 9 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +24 97 Bros don't wax their body hair
ORIGIN UNKNOWN - 96 A Bro must never view the search history of another bro.
Crackingfishes -1 95 Bro's don't use any form of FaceTime or IRL video to communicate with other Bro's while taking a dump
ORIGIN UNKNOWN
Midfox - 94 A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings.
Me +1 93 The only person a Bro truly is ever forbidden to cheat on, is his barber.
Brother S
John Louis Mahmud - 92 Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits
ORIGIN UNKNOWN - 91 A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana
ORIGIN UNKNOWN -1 90 A Bro can never refuse another Bro's high five.
Scott172 -1 89 A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up
ORIGIN UNKNOWN - 88 A Bro cannot appear TOO helpful to another Bros girl, as to not undermine the Bros value.
Broseiden, God of the Brocean - 87 Swallowing any oblong food item lusciously, is forbidden to any Bro, no matter the circumstances.
matt
John Louis Mahmud - 86 All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry
ORIGIN UNKNOWN - 85 A Bro must never leak a group chat.
Brother T +7 84 A Bro always keeps his promises.
Jester +13 83 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +14 82 There are only two genders : Bro, and hoe.
Bodach
John Louis Mahmud 5 COMMENTS +66 81 Any Bro in position to delete a dead Bro's internet history, is mandated by the Code itself to do it.
CyBrPowr09
John Louis Mahmud 2 COMMENTS +53 80 A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros
ORIGIN UNKNOWN 3 COMMENTS +22 79 At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice
ORIGIN UNKNOWN +16 78 Opening any conversation with "What's hanging Bro ?", is code for "My girl hears this conversation".
UltraBro
John Louis Mahmud 3 COMMENTS +55