Bro Code Suggestions Page 3

# Bros don't stop to smell flowers ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro will always watch a movie narrated by morgan freeman ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro does not gift another Bro with a teddy bear ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro always has a condom in their wallet ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# Bros don't touch each others hair ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# All Bros know that there are only two genders Bodach +1

# A Bro always keeps his promises. Jester +1

# Bros must hold each other accountable datkingfr1 +1

# Thy Bros are allowed to proclaim “smash” to Ryan Reynolds as it is not homosexual. RussianFool +1

# A Bro can never refuse another Bro's high five. Scott172 +1

# A Bro must NEVER cheat on his significant other unless it is REALLY REALLY REALLY NECESSARY Byranthebeast +1

# Bros shall not force their religion onto other Bros PinkCoatCommie23 +1

# A Bro is always searching for the lost realm of Atlantis. TimmyExists +1

# All rock-paper-scissors matches are best of 3 Liam +1

# A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings. Me +1

# If a girl does not have feelings for a bro, the Bro shall not chase her endlessly. siberiandogee +1