Bro Code Suggestions Page 3

# A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # Bros don't take selfies while taking a dump THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # All Bros like steak THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +4 # A Bro always has a condom in their wallet THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 # A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # A Bro never leaves another Bro behind THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # Bros shall not wear a fanny pack/bum bag THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -
# When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # A Bro never rearranges the dishes at another Bro's house THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro and a brother are not the same thing THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # A Bro does not dare or challenge another Bro to do anything they wouldn't try themselves THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # Bros shall never under any circumstances watch a chick flick alone THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro does not gift another Bro with a teddy bear THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # When a Bro wants to do something stupid, you film it THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -