Bro Code Suggestions Page 3

★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 3 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam ORIGIN UNKNOWN +14

# A Bro never wears crocs ORIGIN UNKNOWN +2

# Bros don't touch another Bro's drink without express permission ORIGIN UNKNOWN +2

# A Bro and a brother are not the same thing ORIGIN UNKNOWN +2

# A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana ORIGIN UNKNOWN +2

# Bros don't take selfies while taking a dump ORIGIN UNKNOWN +2

# A Bro always keeps his promises. Jester +2

# A Bro never wears pink underwear ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on saint patrick's day ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# If a Bro finds his Bro's girlfriend repulsive, they shall not say anything until they have broken up ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# Women can also be a bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# Bros don't wax their body hair ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro never keeps a photo of their Bro in his wallet ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# Bros don't stop to smell flowers ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro will always watch a movie narrated by morgan freeman ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro must never impede on a Bro's ability to suit up ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1

# A Bro does not gift another Bro with a teddy bear ORIGIN UNKNOWN +1