Bro Code Suggestions Page 2

# If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # Bros don't touch each others hair THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro never under any circumstances attempts to get with another Bro's partner THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # Bros don't wear turtlenecks THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -1 # Bros don't giggle THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # Bros don't use a photo of their pet or child as their profile picture THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -
# Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 # A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # A Bro never tickles another bro THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +5 # A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # Bros don't take selfies while taking a dump THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # All Bros like steak THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +3 # A Bro always has a condom in their wallet THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2