Bro Code Suggestions Page 2
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 5 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam
ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro is never afraid to fail ORIGIN UNKNOWN # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife UltraBro # A Bro always has his Bro's back ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros don't wear skinny jeans ORIGIN UNKNOWN # All conversations between Bros are subject to Bro to Bro confidentiality ORIGIN UNKNOWN # When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro's car is off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves ORIGIN UNKNOWN # If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home ORIGIN UNKNOWN # You can only dare a Bro to something if you would do it yourself. jo shmo 42069 # A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs jahan lulla # A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro Doesn't Grow A Moustache unless part of a beard ORIGIN UNKNOWN David # If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN # When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging jahan lulla # Should a Bro eat an oblong food item (e.g., a banana or Snickers candy bar), he shall break into pieces before eating it matt # 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro does not masturbate in front of other bros ORIGIN UNKNOWN