Bro Code Suggestions
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 13 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana
ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Paintballing is the only combat scenario in which a Bro's balls are not off limits ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro must never pull on another Bros hoodie strings. Me # The only person a Bro truly is ever forbidden to cheat on, is his barber. Brother S John Louis Mahmud # Bro's don't use any form of FaceTime or IRL video to communicate with other Bro's while taking a dump ORIGIN UNKNOWN Midfox # A Bro must never view the search history of another bro. Crackingfishes # A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros don't wax their body hair ORIGIN UNKNOWN # When on a boat the Bro who owns or drives the boat must wear a captains hat jelloman # A Bro will always watch a movie narrated by morgan freeman ORIGIN UNKNOWN # When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros shall not force their religion onto other Bros PinkCoatCommie23 # A Bro always has a condom in their wallet ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro never wears crocs ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros don't touch each others hair ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro must NEVER cheat on his significant other unless required. Byranthebeast Bozo # A Bro that successfully exerts fatherly reflexes, shall instantly check for any potential super-power development. Guardian of the code John Louis Mahmud # A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros don't use umbrellas ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro breaking the Bro code is to be sentenced by other Bros. ORIGIN UNKNOWN John Louis Mahmud # A Bro doesn’t let another Bro get the name of any female (aside from family) inked upon his body Cosmo7 Guardian of the code