The Predator

A hyper-aggressive, full-force clasp between two bros that starts like a handshake and immediately escalates into a forearm-crushing grip contest. Biceps tighten. Jaws clench. Eye contact becomes a challenge. It says, “I respect you, but I also need everyone in a ten-foot radius to know we could absolutely chop wood with our bare hands.” Best used when reuniting with a legendary bro, celebrating a huge win, or entering a room with dangerous amounts of testosterone.