BRO CODE #3

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If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown

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The Bro Code - Barney Stinson Barney Stinson 07th Mar 2024

It's about making a statement. You see, a Bro's dog isn't just a pet; it's a wingman, a loyal companion on both your best days and your ruff-est. Choosing a dog that reaches at least knee height ensures that your furry bro is robust enough to join you in your adventures, from jogging in the park to attracting attention in public spaces, because let's face it, a sizable, spirited dog by your side ups your game and how you're perceived in the social hierarchy. It's about choosing a companion that matches the grandeur of your lifestyle, embodies the spirit of the Bro Code, and, most importantly, is capable of fetching more than just a tennis ball—like the admiration of passers-by and potential dates. So, in the quest to be legendary, remember, your choice of dog is not just a reflection of your taste, but a testament to your commitment to living life to the fullest, with a loyal bro by your side.

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