The Bro Code

BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 6 days LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY At a Bro's funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased's drink of choice THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +6 55 Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - 54 Upon a Bros death: A Bro Shalt immediately Remove and Destroy said Bros full Internet History. BroToad Antiedman +1 53 The mum of a Bro is always off-limits THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -2 52 If Bro shall break the Bro code, thy would be punished as no longer a Bro Cartox JellyfishJellybeans - 51 When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife UltraBro +1 50 From the age of 6, young Bros must be taught the Bro Code. By the age of 14, they must know the code by heart and will then be held fully accountable to the code; before then any violations may be forgiven as long as they are immediately retaught the code violated. Allenson321 +1 49 A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - 48 A Bro should always return a high five and never leave a Bro hanging jahan lulla +2 47 If a ho slaps your bro, then your fist you may show. haunter711 -5 46 A Bro that calls "dibs" first has dibs jahan lulla +2 45 Don't make fun of your Bros dick size. StoneWolf +2 44 If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave and beyond if the Bro discovers there is indeed life after death. Giga_Chad +1 43 A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they score THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 42 Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 6  COMMENTS +2 41 Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass THE OLD BROCODE.ORG 1  COMMENT +1 40 A Bro shall not nut punch another Bro with the exception of severe disciplinary action Rob Gutteridge Schradium +2 39 All Bros know that there are only two genders Bodach 1  COMMENT +6 38 If a Bro is wearing socks, any rule involving sexual relations or implications with another Bro is thus annulled. Trashcan132 Supreme Bro -1 37 If a Bro is wearing socks, any rule involving sexual relations or implications with another Bro is thus annulled. Supreme Bro -1 36 A Bro shall never engage in any sexual activity with a girl-bro THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2