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GREETING YOUR BROS
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Bros before Hoes – A ‘Hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family.
A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it.
If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown.
Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath.
A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro.
A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro.
A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with DIY and moving house.
Bros do not share dessert.
If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change.
A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old.
A Bro never dances with their hands above their head.
A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.
A Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
Bros don't make eye-contact during a Devil's Three-way.
A Bro never rents a chick flick.
Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
A Bro never cries.
A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro.
A Bro never wears pink underwear.
A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with.
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