Bro Code Suggestions Page 6

# 'Clothing optional' doesn't really mean 'clothing optional' to bros THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # When a Bro isn't invited to another Bro's wedding, they don't make a big deal about it THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # The mum of a Bro is always off-limits THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # A Bro never wears socks with sandals THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 # If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # Bros start at least one fire a year THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # If a Bro for whatever reason needs to drive another Bro's car, they shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his bros THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -
# A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro always enhances another Bro's job description when introducing him THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they score THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro doesn't grow a moustache THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on saint patrick's day THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro never wears pink underwear THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -