Bro Code Suggestions Page 5

# A Bro must never talk sexually about another's Bro girl Ana +3 # Bros keep Bro pocketwise Occasionally Prime - # A Bro does not like the same girl as another bro tartacake +2 # A Bro can only make one good nut shot for the rest of the day (unless it's the shortest Bro). jo shmo 42069 +2 # When thy Bro call thee and says "What's hanging bro" thee must know that thy Bro is next to his wife UltraBro +5 # Bros do not pout for selfies THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 # Bros only comment on a fellow Bro's fashion choice if that choice will affect their ability to get laid THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1 # Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 # When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1
# Bros don't touch each others hair THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro never under any circumstances attempts to get with another Bro's partner THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 # If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # Bros don't wear turtlenecks THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -3 # Bros don't giggle THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -1 # If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible THE OLD BROCODE.ORG - # A Bro doesn't get lost, he merely finds an alternate route THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 # Bros don't use a photo of their pet or child as their profile picture THE OLD BROCODE.ORG -1 # A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +2 # Bros don't take selfies while taking a dump THE OLD BROCODE.ORG +1