Bro Code Suggestions Page 1
★ BEING ADDED TO THE BRO CODE - 22 hours LEFT TO HAVE YOUR SAY If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in
ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro never cries ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro never gives another Bro the "silent treatment" ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro always admits when they farted ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro always takes a piss standing up ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro never catches a cold. Bros are struck down with man flu ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro never uses another Bro's toothbrush ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema ORIGIN UNKNOWN # All Bros like steak ORIGIN UNKNOWN # If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave ORIGIN UNKNOWN # When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles ORIGIN UNKNOWN # Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off ORIGIN UNKNOWN # A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone ORIGIN UNKNOWN # When the girlfriend of a Bro comes and asks where said Bro is, YOU KNOW NOTHING. Mekko